Quotes from stupid
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the
world.
"The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard
in a hallway
"In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which
are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse
"A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle
drivers he had run across." - Announcer on KZOK radio
"He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a
mouthful!" - CBS baseball announcer
"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to
the agreement have reached an agreement." - Irish Politician on RTE radio
"This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole
hostage equation." - BBC world service.
"We have two incredibly credible witnesses here." - Sen.
Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)
"He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet." -
Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal
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